San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of choking and restraining television reality show hostess and model and skank whore and bisexual slut, Tila “Tequila” Nguyen, according to published reports. Other reports have Tila showing up at the police station with minor to no injuries but plenty drunk, or high, or faded.
So a professional football player gets to the NFL and his trophy piece of ass is a self centered nutcase? Not to say that Shawne Merriman isn’t guilty or is guilty of anything but, he’s certainly guilty of dating poorly. Does he think that all his fellow professional athletes are going to be impressed with banging Tila? OK here is some old guy words of wisdom.
At some point in your life you may finally come across a woman that’s kinda hot but a total freak in bed. What are you better off with? A normal woman who’ll do her best to please you but probably lacks some of the skills that a spank skank like Tila has but she’s always there for you. She just doesn’t measure up with the freak. OK here’s where you should read slowly for a few words.
If the bitch is a freak in bed she’s most ALWAYS a freak in everything else in life too. Try to remember what your daddy told you, or should have told you. You aren’t paying a whore to have sex with you. She’s a slut, she’d have sex with you anyway. You’re paying a whore TO GO HOME! No phone calls. No phone calls to the Sheriff’s department and no one way tickets to jail where you get charged with choking and restraining a bedroom freak who calls the police from YOUR HOUSE!
So Shawne Merriman is a typical dumb 25 year old athlete with skank dust in his eyes. He had a shot at banging what his ghetto buddies probably think is prime pungtang. Dumbass. I don’t know if he’ll stay in jail or not but he’s there now.
Life lessons kids. Pay attention. Those fake titties hanging below an average face tacked to a square body might seem like the hot ticket but you’d be better off waxing your own carrot.
But Tila does make public awareness videos, very classy.